I'm Having A Heavy Day: USB Tampon Drives
These flash drives are real products from meninos that look like tampons and come in several sizes so you get just the right fit for your particular data flow. Having a light day? Go with 1GB. Flowing like you've been shot? That's a 16GB day. Available soon, the drives will sell for an undisclosed amount of money. Of course, you could just make your own. But that would involve stealing tampons from your girlfriend. And that's a problem, seeing how you don't have one. BURN! Wait, me neither. Ladies? I have no problem running to the grocery store to buy feminine products. Just sayin'.
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This is like a "What I did over the summer" essay except it's about giant labias [thebloggess]
Thanks to carolinemichelle, who suggests they make a 32GB variety.
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