Fully Automated, Computer Controlled Shower Will Kill You While You Bathe, I'm Sure Of It

March 4, 2009

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The Aquapeutics (now to be known as AquaPEWtics) luxury steam shower has everything a person could want, plus a whole bunch of other crap, and a $4,300 pricetag.

This spaceship-worthy shower is loaded up with two handheld showers, a waterproof LCD TV, a radio, massage jets, a steam box, overhead lights, an alarm, and other crazy crap. The whirlpool and steamshower are computerized, letting you set your program to run when you get in, and it's all very fancy.

I WANT IT! I heard it even washes your balls and polishes them to a shine. Which, I think we can all agree, while painful, would be well worth the shellacking. QUICK -- LOOKIE HERE! Haha, blinded you.

Aquapeutics shower is just a little bit over the top [dvice]

  • Before you purchase a modular steam shower unit, there are a few things you should research and consider before making a decision on which brand of steam shower to go with. There are scores of steam shower brands to choose from and not all are made equally. Things you want to consider before purchasing a steam shower are brand, construction type, glass thickness, what type of base frame does it have, warranty, and power type.

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