Elementary: The Periodic Table Of Typefaces

Somebody went and made a periodic table of typefaces featuring "100 of the most popular, influential and notorious typefaces today". This is it. Click HERE to see...
March 14, 2009

I Really Want One: Porkgasm In A Pan

Porkgasm: a pig roast made entirely out of meat -- just like the real thing! And *sniff* probably the most beautiful thing I've ever wanted to put...
March 13, 2009

Quattro Technology Toilet Flushes Anything

Sure the St Thomas Creations Toilet with Quattro Flushing technology can flush 2.5 lbs of baby carrots, 4 whole plastic chess sets, 3 lbs of large gummi...
March 13, 2009

Killzone Ads Pulled From Canadian Bus Stops

Over 300 Toronto bus stops have had their Killzone 2 ads pulled due to the violent imagery present. Teacher Davis Mirza emailed Sony Canada, which makes PlayStation...
March 13, 2009

Vroom Vroom: Pow-Pow-POWER WHEELS!

This is a video of some folks riding over-powered Power Wheels. It looks like they're having about as much fun as one can have in the snow...
March 13, 2009

Chug Those Dots!: A Pac-Man Energy Drink

Nearly thirty years after the yellow dot-munching fool made his first appearance, the mouthy bastard finally gets his own energy drink. Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drink is...
March 13, 2009

Avon Selling The Resident Evil T-Virus

So apparently Avon is selling the T-virus to unsuspecting women who want fuller, plumper looking faces. Little do they know they're gonna get just the opposite! First...
March 13, 2009

Thrill Seekers: A Ski-Jump Bathroom Stall

This is a bathroom stall in some Japanese ski resort that actually serves as an advertisement for a Coca-Cola coffee product (ad on toilet paper holder and...
March 12, 2009

Wow: What A Trillion Dollars Looks Like

Remember when we showed you what a billion dollars looks like? Well this is what a trillion dollars looks like. Allegedly. That little red stick on the...
March 12, 2009

Wine: World's Most Complicated Corkscrew

This is the world's most complicated corkscrew. It not only opens a bottle, but pours it into your glass as well. The machine was allegedly made out...
March 12, 2009

I'm In Love: New Samus Cosplay Girl *Swoon*

Sweet mother of Metroid, will you look at that. In competition for sexiest Samus Aran ever is deviantartist and cosplayer Yukilefay (26-year-old Thaís Jussim). What do you...
March 12, 2009

Who Watches The (Minifig) Watchmen?

Apparently Sir Nadroj, who custom-made these Watchmen figures himself. Good looking, Sir. Now if you could get started on making me a set of minifigs from the...
March 11, 2009

Race Car Controlled With Blackberry Storm

So apparently some guys programmed a Blackberry Storm to control a little toy race car using its accelerometers. Then they posted the video on Youtube. Then McLaren...
March 11, 2009

First Look At Bioshock 2's Big Sisters

I dunno, it kind of looks like the lovechild of Altair from Assassin's Creed and a steampunk G.L.A.D.O.S. from Portal. Which, I think we can all agree,...
March 11, 2009

New iPod Shuffle Speaks, Lacks Wheel

The new iPod Shuffle's capacity has been doubled to 4GB, and now the minuscule music player doesn't have a control wheel. But how will you ever reign...
March 11, 2009

Geekologie Review: The Clarion MiND

WOOT -- a product review. I took the Clarion MiND to find the grave of F. Scott Fitzgerald and then, in his honor, to the bar. Hit...
March 10, 2009

Control Your iPod With Facial Gestures

That's right, thanks to Kazuhiro Taniguchi of Osaka University, soon stopping the music on your iPod will be as simple as sticking out your ass-shaped tongue. The...
March 10, 2009

What If....You RAIDED 24 SSDs Together?

Apparently this is some sort of Samsung advertisement showing what you can do when you RAID 24 256GB solid state drives together. The fun includes: achieving a...
March 10, 2009

Hamster Jackets Harness Piezoelectricity

Finally. I say it's about damn time we fit our hamsters with little jackets that harness all the energy they're wasting when running incessantly in their little...
March 10, 2009

Obama Reverses Stem Cell Research Policy

Obama, in a pow-pow-power move, signed an executive order (I need a pad of those) yesterday that has " cleared the way for a significant increase in...
March 10, 2009

Remains Of Vampire Woman Found In Grave

What is being hailed by some as the world's first vampire remains have been discovered in a mass grave in Venice, Italy. The woman (who I suspect...
March 10, 2009

Awwwwh, How Cute: ATilla The Pet AT-AT

This is a little photo gallery of flickr user NickIsConfused's new pet, ATilla the AT-AT. As you can see, it's adjusting to it's new home quite nicely....
March 10, 2009

Why Do Terminators Time-Travel Naked?

Because the dude responsible for beaming them up is gay. Just like the original Scotty from Star Trek.* For real, yo. *This statement based entirely on the...
March 9, 2009

The Compact Disc Turned 30 Yesterday

That's right, March 8th marked the "historic demonstration of the first CD prototype codenamed 'Pinkeltje' on March 8th, 1979." Well congratulations, compact disc, I almost forgot you...
March 9, 2009

Loewe Sound: A Cute Audio Commercial

This is a cute commercial for European-based electronics manufacturer, Loewe. The ad was designed to highlight their "extremely realistic sound", but to me it highlighted how cool...
March 9, 2009

You're A Real Ninja Now: The Belt Sword

The Belt Sword is a questionable sword hidden within a belt. It was created to make dorks feel safe even though in a real-life situation they'd either...
March 9, 2009

Wow: Over 64,000 Years Of Halo 3 Played

That's right folks, if you add up all the individual hours people have played Halo 3, it comes out to over 64,000 years. The billionth game of...
March 8, 2009