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This has been floating around the intarwebz for a while now, so you may have already seen it. If you have, good for you -- where was the tip earlier, huh? Exactly, you're a jerk. Now buy me a beer. Wait, I want a liquor drink. A pink one.
Bacon Flowchart [ummyeah]
Thanks to Yopoleo, who chose bacon over Beggin' Strips 3 out of 4 times in a blind taste test.