Klingon Robs 7-11 With Traditional Sword
The first robbery was reported at 1:50 a.m., at 145 N Spruce St. The clerk told police a white male in his 20s, wearing a black jacket, blue jeans and wearing a black mask, entered the store with a sword.
A half hour later, police received a call from a 7-Eleven at 2407 N Union Blvd, where a male matching the previous description entered the store with a sword. He also demanded money from the store clerk. The clerk did not give him any money and the suspect left the store on foot.
Both clerks described the weapon as a Star Trek Klingon type sword, called a "BetleH."
Haha, and that highschool guidance counselor said you couldn't land a job based on extensive Star Trek knowledge. Screw you, Ms. Bench, who's laughing now?!
Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon Sword [thedenverchannel]
Thanks to Hector, who once robbed an Exxon station with one of their own pump handles.