Feb 4 2009Pizza Pro 3000: Finally, A Manlier Pizza Cutter


The Pizza Pro 3000 by Fred is a pizza cutter designed to look like a circular saw. That way, you can feel like a real toughass instead of a guy who just baked a frozen pizza for his Friday night Friends marathon. That Chandler, what a nut.

Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw [nerdapproved]

Thanks to Michael, who cuts his pizza the way God intended: with Paul Bunyon's axe.


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I am first.

Also works great in a pinch for those Do-it-yourself circumcisions!

good stuff... I think it's fake.

I want one

Wonder if i can fit a motor to it ????

Jesus would use it!

Real men cut their pizzas with a machete!

It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.

Table saw... not the same as Chainsaw.

'But Wait!' you yell, trying to balance your Wii and Diet coke while typing, "Isn't there an even more gay way to cut pizza?"

Yes, my home-bound little virgin friend, there is. Click this to see the gayest pizza-delivery device ever invented.


A functional lightsaber pizza cutter would be nice

Holy Carp! This one is hella-fied gangstah!!!


Army of darkness was just on too, what a great movie!

+1 for the Bruce Campbell quote

Made by Fred? why not Binford Tools...power it and have Tim Allen sign it... sell it for $50...

@8 Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.


Using a real saw would be a lot more satisfying then a wimpy little fake one.

Ironically, it looks kinda like an Iron too

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

this would be good for when you have friends over for a football game and you have a bunch of pizzas.

@20 It would also be good for cutting out your eyeballs along with your friends' eyeballs and playing 9 ball with them during a football game, with a bunch of pizzas.

But a normal pizza cutter can double as a spatula for serving the pizza. This has less utility. That, and with a regular pizza cutter you can pretend to be a ninja, which has to be more fun than pretending you're Bob the Builder.

WTF!?!?! I could of sworn I made this!!! I HOPE this isn't real... IT'S TIME FOR CHANGE


My pen}s just grew another inch looking at it.

Does the blade stop kick in if you hit an anchovy?

"honey you never cook..."
-"ha...oh dear, that's woman's work!"
"touche. but what if this pizza cutter were actually a circular saw!?..."
-"aw, yeah. *vrooooooom* (the sound of cutting pizza, obviously)"
"mm...slices in the shape of trapazoids are always...fun...thanks dear"
-"mmm sausage! wait, nope, THAT'S where my finger tip went!"

yes!! this is what i need to cut my wrists also!!! just what i was looking for, a manly way to go

Trust me, I ve usued knies and they usually leave a mess. The circular saw is one of the best. We have the best deal in my site on these. So hurry up and get yourself one at the best price !


21. naas - February 4, 2009 3:27 PM

@20 It would also be good for cutting out your eyeballs along with your friends' eyeballs and playing 9 ball with them during a football game, with a bunch of pizzas.

shut up


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max has a job delivering pizzas and stands around while the store owner who treats everyone badly is thought to be a racist and gets his store burnt down.


NBD is exactly like dividing by zero

notice there's a discreet smiley on the lower half of the blade in the first picture going "hi, I'd love to cut your pizza"

It's a good idea.Thank you

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