Per the Gospel according to Geekologie:
And before the day of Valentine's, you will be blessed with an ox. And this ox will carry a sign. Of peace and love. And also, deliciousness. Jesus, quick -- water into barbecue sauce!
Hit the jump for another very special Valentine's heart animal.
See, it looks like a heart too! *HORF* Happy Valentine's!
Thanks to e., who knows the only way to the Geekologie Writer's heart is through his chest plate. ZOMG -- I was joking, put down the blade! Just kidding baby, you can cut me.