I Ain't Afraid Of No Ghostbuster T-Shirt
This is a $26 t-shirt from 80'stees that makes you look like Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbuster. Plus, the slime glows so even in a dark bar people will know you just got slimed. Or had sex with an alien. In which case, high five.
Thanks to Victoria, who has the sweetest pair of ghosts you've never seen.