Feb 7 2009eBay: Vampire Killing Kit Perfect For Bedroom

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We've featured a couple other vampire killing kits (not to mention zombie killing ones) here on Geekologie, but I particularly like this one because it's nice and discreet. Typically, it just looks like an old art print (lower right in photo), but slide the front off and TA-DOW -- a mirror, cross, garlic, holy water and stake.

So the next time your suspicious friend who only comes over after dark and stares at your neck is in your room, whip out the mirror from this, and if there is no reflection, you'll be glad the rest of what you need is at your fingertips! Yeah!

I've got news for you: if you whip out that mirror and your lady friend doesn't have a reflection, guess what -- you just had sex with a vampire! High-fives all around! Now stake her.

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Thanks to Mike, who's never killed a vampire but has slayed two dragons.

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I'm not in the mood for killing

Harvest the tasty tasty flesh

you dont even need this, just get a portbale UV light that is strong, like in 30 days of night, but one that runs off of batteries.

Wohoo!!

Top 5!!

Leave vampires alone, they are doing the world a service by cleansing it of fcuktards like "Watch".

take the stake out and its perfect for storing my many dildos without anyone knowing

6 youre an azzhole

This is pathetic.
Just pathetic.
wow.

Thank God Larry Flint is trying to cook up a bailout for Porno (hilarious!):

http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/150

It's missing a gun.

Meh, I'll just make my own vampire hunting kit... with blackjack... and hookers!

Pretty cool, huh!

FAKE!!!

this is a complete photo shop job, you an tell because the shadows are all wrong.
this is like a movie prop from movie "Tender Dracula" where Baja takes the wooden stake and nails a fillet from a mullet on it, seasons it, adds some lemon juice, then bakes it in an oven for an hour at 350°, pulls it out of the oven then throws out the fillet and eats the wooden stake instead.

Whats with the mirror? Is it to spot a vampire sneeking up on you from the back? Ha, can't see them in a mirror so it must be for snorting coke off of. There is some rock in one of them little bottles. How cool is this stash box. And a friggen spike to main line. WOW!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is like that scene from the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula orders some expensive chocolates from Switzerland and sends his own private jet to pick them up.
When his wife receives them and finds out the money he wasted, she stakes his credit card to the wall above the nude painting of her ex husband who is now Dracula's resurrected man servant.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max got sent to live on a space station by mad scientists. He was forced to watch bad movies, and take part in the scientists experiments while wearing a jumpsuit.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

It's like seeing a movie while eating a corndog.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

It's like going to a drycleaner with no clothes on.

Snooch to tha Nooch!

Perfect for killing twilight fans!! irritating bastards

Oooh look, I'm such a sad git. I sit here all day refreshing the page so I can claim to be first. Yes, first to admit that I am one of THE biggest losers in life. My parents hate me, I don't have any friends anymore, and I've never, ever had sex. But, it's all worth it to claim first place on a meaningless comments list.

I AM SO SAD!!

@8: Yes, yes I am. But you're still an annoying douchebag.

well go fcuk yourself then

@23 If you're not whining about our beloved Daisy you're pissing off the locals. I have a feeling that you & spam artist give handies at the same bath house next to the porn shop, douchebag.

I want to see one of these FAKE tards run up to a vampire with a mirror and scream "FAKE! This is a complete Necromancer job. You can tell b-" CHOMP!!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because th shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max owned an ABA team at the time of the NBA merger. The NBA wanted 4 teams - nuggets, spurs, nets and pacers. He talked the other owners into having the 4 best teams based on standings merge. Then he went out and traded a washing machine for a player.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that reality show on VH1, where Daisy has a fake pair of breasts that she got in Mexico for $350.00, for the pair! She was competing compete against 9 other women playing hockey with a baby-doll in a plastic car seat, along the way she falls on the ice and ruptures her breast implant. Later she calls her boyfriend who supposdly doesn't exist, and gets snitched out by the 9 other women, and gets eliminated from the show.

She-who-must-not-be-named swallows loads for $5. You all know who I mean. :)

fcuk off, im not trying to piss off the locals, im hoping daisy will get the fcuking point about the stupid NBD posts and stop. I love geekologie, its just ruined by azzholes like you ,spam artist and daisy. now go back to selling your azz on the streets you fcuking tw at

This doesn't effect vampires, it's proven in Twilight!

If you aren't part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. And there isn't a damn thing you can do about it....

Long live Daisy! ...and...Never Back Down!!!

Ordered one for every room... Perfect

Ok, so... where's the stake? I'm hungry!

fcuk daisy, GW needs to get rid of that spam. Im not a part of anything.

MmmmMmm... Garlic, DOUGH!

I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.

My guess, you'd have just about as much chance of getting to this during a vampire attack as you would getting to the gun in the locked gunsafe in the closet during a home invasion...
Not only that, but really people, if vampires are such a threat to our existence, why haven't we become cattle? Or just been turned into a bloodbank Blade style?

With all these Daisy immitators we have now I'm longing for the days when Daisy was the only annoying one.

@6
- you make a good point.


well, i wouldnt post this stuff if GW would grow a pair and erase Daisys jokes from this site so we can actually talk about the aricles he posts.

Is the seller's last name "Belmont"? If so, shame on him for pawning family heirlooms.

i am god

This would got great with my grandmothers exorcism kit!

Ha, can't see them in a mirror so it must be for snorting coke off of. There is some rock in one of them little bottles. How cool is this stash box. And a friggen spike to main line. WOW!

The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
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