Feb 9 2009Cake!: Rocking Out With Your (Wedding) Band


Ed (not Norton) and Ursula (not from The Little Mermaid) recently got married and decided to tie the knot with a Rock Band themed wedding cake. As you can see, it's a not very 3D drum set. Wow -- I hope you stoned the baker, because I would have demanded that thing stand up. But seriously, congratulations couple, and Ed -- you can kiss your fantasy about a life of meaningless sex with groupies goodbye. As the tour bus leaves the arena, a guitar pick falls silently to the asphalt.

Rock Band Is Better with Cake and a Partner [gizmodo]

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you can see on the tigers left foot that the shadows do not line up properly showing it was photoshopped

Sooo much cake on the site... EVERYWHERE


4 - 6 lol

No, I don't approve....

I'll pass.

Rock Band sucks

this falls under just because you can do something does it really mean you should???? god i hope they die on their honeymoon dont need dumb shit like this spreading children


I'm with @6, pass

Yeah, pass.

Anyone else feel like beating on that cake with some drumsticks?

shits weak

Apparently ko0pa's written vocabulary is limited to "shits weak" seeing as that's the only thing he knows how to post in the last three articles. Way to be a dumbass.

Lame. I was hoping for a picture of the couple. I have my theories of what they look like.


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BNack Down where Max's and his friend asked girls to the dance. Max gave the girl a tasty fish, and his friend built his girl a cake or something.

Eat that frog dick Timmy! Eat it!

I always knew I was never going to be a professional bull fighter, but that's not why I did it.

I'm a pie man myself...


I'm with everyone else who disapproved. And... Ursula? Srsly? I would've been more impressed with a Little Mermaid-themed cake, really.

I bet the best man came up with this idea... You know, like a hint for the groom: "Forget about the stupid sweets and just bang her already" !

Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers.


@18 advances to the next round w/ a wedding crashers reference, well done!

I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.

*Since it says "Rock On" is the proper wedding salutation "That's Bitchen!"?

Fail. I'm betting the marriage lasts as long as he's interested in the game, once reality sets in, they're done.

To Ursula: quite the winner you picked there....

There aren't enough saints in this place. Vote for Daisy!

@25, at least interest in the game lasts longer than the piece of shit its made of. My kid is on his 3rd or 4th one. they break after about a week of banging.....kinda like my first girl friend (insert rim shot here).

I don't know what it is but I want it!

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