Bear Sleeping Bag Not Nearly As Nice Or Comfy As My Bear Skin Rug
The Sleeping Bear Pack was designed by Eiko Eshizawa and makes you look like you're sleeping inside a bear just like Luke Skywalker inside a tauntaun. It's nice, but nowhere near as romantic as the polar bearskin rug in front of my fireplace. What do you say -- me, you, a bottle of bubbly and a bowl of ripe strawberries? Too romantic? Okay -- how about me, you, a sixer of High Life cans and some chocolate syrup? STILL too romantic? Fine: just me, a 40 of Old English and a bag of watermelon Sour Patch Kids.