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Yes Please!: Water Powered Jetpacks

January 30, 2009 / awesome, children, cool, i believe i can fly i believe i can blast through the roof of the liquor store, i want, impractical, jetpack, lake, minivan, minivan megafun, neat, sure why not, transportation, video, water, watersports, whee!, yes please

I want one. Yesterday. Ooh, and a firetruck to power it. That way when I have children I can tell them, "Children, in the golden age before you were born daddy used to ride a water-powered jetpack to the liquor store. Now he drives a minivan. Someday you will understand the sacrifices he's made for you. And also, be daddy's designated driver.

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