I'll Take Three, Please: USB Hooter Heaters

I really don't have too much more information on these except they're USB powered boob burners. I think they cost this much: 1,980円. I dunno, they freaking heat your hoo-hoo's, what more do you want from me? Wait a....also, they're a fire hazard. Yes, very dangerous. Funny story, ladies -- I was born with naturally warm hands. And also, a nipple on my back. Too much information?

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Boob Warmer! [rinkya]

Thanks to Laurel and ClaMs, who keep their breasts warm the way God intended, with good old fashioned lightning.

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