Jan 4 2009Sexy Pole-Dancing LEGO Minifig Works For Tips In The Everfrost Mountain Brewery

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High atop the snow-covered peak of Everfrost Mountain the elves brew a wicked batch of grog -- a grog so powerful it can etch diamonds and make a Goron's pee burn. I'm telling you, that stuff will even put hair on an infant's chest. It's true, look at my newborn. Just kidding, that's a Furby. Anyway, this is a LEGO brewpub built by a guy named Andrew. And what brewpub is complete without a pole-dancing LEGO minifig? None. And this particular dancer is powered by a 9v motor, so she spins about the pole like a champ -- in both directions (video after the jump)! Which is a lot more than I can say for the last stripper I saw -- she tried to slide down the pole upside down and fell on her neck! Needless to say, I took my dollar back while she was dazed.

Hit the jump for a short video of Plastica doing her thing on the pole.

Lego Pole Dancer Actually Dances, Turns On Ogres Like Me [gizmodo]

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first?

dumb

So is there a nudie or topless lego chick you can sub in? If not then it = fail

yeah just paint its body yellow and you have you topless lego chick. (We all know that lego skin is yellow and does not have much features on it).
If you don't have yellow paint you can also replace the dancer's body with an all yellow body, if you have one.

Wait, so do actual breweries have bars and pole dancers in them?

I don't think there's a lego geek out there bigger than you GW. Hopefully you're getting some compensation along with that satisfaction, but something tells me you're one of those 'it's not about the money' types when it comes to legos

makes my stomach hurt.
ps: this whole posting on sunday is awesome

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is exactly like tyhat scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max's grandfather dies and he is subsequently insulted by some Germans. In order to retaliate he puts together a drinking team and proceeds to kick the crap out of everyone in the beer drinking olympics.

I agree Giz on the weekend thing, even Daisy is here & this time with a beerfest reference =)

Hahaha

Hmm, Jesus took the opportunity on a post about stripping toys to peddle stolen goods... methinks... f*** it, that's funny.

"she tried to slide down the pole upside down and fell on her neck! Needless to say, I took my dollar back while she was dazed."

Ass.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene from the movie Tender Dracula where the blonde french actress finds out she is a werewolf. Instead of eating people, she uses her powers to surf on a van and play basketball, knowing that she will win in the end.

FAIL! This post fails on so many levels. Legos? What next? What the f*$# is that thing on the top right?

This is just like that time when manbearpig came through the portal and started killing people and ripping them into pieces.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is exactly like tyhat scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max's grandfather dies and he is subsequently insulted by some Germans. In order to retaliate he puts together a drinking team and proceeds to kick the crap out of everyone in the beer drinking olympics.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene from the movie Tender Dracula where the blonde french actress finds out she is a werewolf. Instead of eating people, she uses her powers to surf on a van and play basketball, knowing that she will win in the end.

Thought I would point out the obvious EverQuest reference in the name to.

Long live norath and its icy everfrost pubs.

First point manbearpig is awesome! Second, this is not fake there is a freakin video, it is called lighting. Thirdly, it is a big green ogre anyone can see that.

Finally, if you don't get it you don't have to post. Go about your merry way and leave us all our fun!

LAST!

Good post!As i was passing by here and i read your post.
It's quite interesting.I will look around for more such post.Thanks for sharing.

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