Move Over Bacon-Cheese Roll, There's A New Heartstopping Sherriff In Town: The Bacon Explosion Will Kill You Dead
HIT THE JUMP TO SEE THE DELICIOUS BACON-EXPLOSION MAKING PROCESS!
If you thought the bacon-cheese roll was bad, you need to check out the Bacon Explosion. This bacon-y treat is so dangerously delicious it'll make your freaking heart explode and still have your corpse begging for a second helping. It's basically a bacon weave made out of a pound of bacon, filled with 2 pounds of Italian sausage and another pound of bacon. And, if you can't tell by the way I'm ogling my monitor, it's making me amorous. I think it's time for another haiku.
I want you in me badly
Call an ambulance
And that, my friends, is how you woo your dinner. To the bedroom my bacon-y goddess -- it's time to pork!
Hit the jump for a bunch of pictures of the process and a link to the in-depth recipe.
Thanks to Alex and Pepe La PEWPEW, who recently held a Bacon Explosion eating contest and both spontaneously combusted.