Jan 3 2009It's A Trap!: Homemade Star Wars Clocks


Etsy seller YOUgNeek is selling custom-made Star Wars clocks for $90 a pop. I've got the feeling it's a trap, but I can't prove it. Just to be safe, I paid for mine with marked Monopoly money.

This beautiful clear and chrome Sterling and Noble clock boasts 12 vintage classic Action Fleet Micro Machine battleships and vessels. They are finished in a pewter color. Each Star Wars Starships and Fighters clock is YOU gNeek and one-of-a-kind. If you have some favorite ships or vehicles in mind, let me know so I can include them if I have them in stock. Time to do battle! Requires one AA battery (not included - I use to include them but it made shipping more expensive a couple times).

Also the middle Star Wars label in the middle of the clock is optional and can also look different (it is cut out of books or boxes etc and layered with a resin-type coating).

Wow, $90 for a couple Micro Machines and a piece of cereal box glued to a silver wall penis. Talk about a racket. And speaking of rackets: racquetball. I own at that shit. Ha, I did type wall penis up there, didn't I? It's my prerogative! You think nobody gets drunk this early on a Saturday morning but you're wrong! Freud, I slipped! Now gimme kissies you little coke whore you!

Star Wars clock, proof that The Force is not with you [dvice]

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I think they really screwed up on this idea...the center piece should be the Death Star...since all the other mirco-machines are all ready super-glued and spray painted silver ...into place.

Does it go PEW PEW in stead of chiming?

aww yeah, that'd look right at home in my trailer.

...by trailer, i mean tent. and by right at home, i mean much nicer than.

f**k - i live in a tent, man.

Looks like Fish really did give GW some HGB...

I love that one of the sub-catagories is 'luke, I am your questionable wall clock' because I've been waiting for something to fall under it for awhile now

Where'd the GW's wife/Girlfriend go?

Last year almost every post involved upsetting/making fun of her.

Did someone else take the position or did GW go through a breakup?

Either way, this post is somewhat lacking...

I heard that he was so upset about all the harassment, he mummified her in legos and then han solo'd her into a door sized plague which in on the wall above his bedstand.

It's probably just a rumor though


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max tries to rescue princess Baja from Dark Helmet, who is helping President Skroob steal all the air from Baja's planet.

@7 - Blood, Frogs, Gnats, Flies Pestilence, Boils, Hail, Locusts, Darkness or death of firstborn?

That's a 15 dollar target clock, I have the exact same one in my living room. He just super-glued some star wars pieces on it. Kinda cool, not worth $90.

inb4 GLaGPS.

Does George Lucas know about this? I have a good mind to send my ewok over and make sure he sends the Black Stormtroopers over to kick his ass.

After all, he has only made 289,349,213,981,923,932 quintillion bucks off his franchis.....

George is going to be angry. Those ships better not be painted plastic for that price.


And as usual, Hans shot first.

Hey, Daisy's comment (#8) is a


It's a complete WordPerfect (TM) job, and you can tell because the apostrophe's are all wron'g. It's like that scene in Strunk and White, The Elements of Style, where Prof. Strunk says "What's with the !@#$ apostrophe, it's just a plural," and then he goes out to his car and shoots himself in the head because he realizes that he's wasting his life on the internet, commenting on other people's comments on a blog, which is just like death anyway.

Just kidding, Daisy, I still wish I was you.

im sure its so difficult to glue spray-painted micromachines onto a $10 ikea clock that you would need to shoop it

I second w/10.. i have the same clock too.. what a scam!


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is identical to a scene in the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula's resurrected man-servant is playing an arcade machine in the trailer park where he lives. He becomes so good that an alien comes down in the car from Back to the Future and takes him to a space station so he can become a pilot and save the galaxy. Dracula only accepts after the alien agrees to stop at Del Tacos on the way.

lol i have this same exact clock. yes give me a cookie now.

D00D, how many people own this clock? lol... I just use the digital display on the cable rec...



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