60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time: Anchorman's Sex Panther Cologne

January 8, 2009

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I didn't really like Anchorman, but that's neither here nor there. Now you can buy officially licensed Sex Panther cologne from the movie for only $30 per 1.7-oz spray bottle. No word if it's made with real panther bits or smells like gasoline, but if I had to guess, I'd say wear Old Spice. You'll remind women of their grandfathers. And that, dear reader, will leave more chicks for me. Thanks, suckers!

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Thanks to Flickledorx, who doesn't need cologne to be flammable. The man is hot!

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