Dec 11 2008Wrong, Just Plain Wrong: The TwoDaLoo

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The TwoDaLoo is a toilet made for two. Just the thought of it disgusts me.

The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It brings couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station.

Oh yeah, because a "modest privacy wall" makes it all okay. WTF! Available now for wholesale, the units cost $1,400 apiece and the minimum order is 12. So yeah, you ever shit out in the open with 23 other people before? *sniffle* God, I miss college.

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Thanks Tali, like they say: a family that shits together, uh, starts to look at each other differently.

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pretty sure than was an SNL commercial skit in the mid 90s...

yeah it was!!

OH GOD.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max used the transporter while there was magnetic interference and became 2 differentr Max's. One who was nice, and one who was mean. Baja figured out a way to put Max back together, but Max found out he wasn't complete with his angry, more primitive half.

Mike - Ding! Ding! Ding!

http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_the_love_toilet_by_niagara

This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong !!!
I'm sure it was designed by a guy who don't have any hobbies

FAKE!! Total Photoshop job. The privacy wall is all wrong with the shadows and texture.

This looks exactly like a scene from an old SNL skit where guest star Kevan Costner was a guest on Jeopardy with Will Ferrel. Darryl Hammond playing Sean Connery chose Famous Titties for $500. Needless to say, it all ended up with Sean Connery telling Alex Trebek to "suck it" and that his "mother's a whore".

Basic Photoshop filters could have made this look more realistic.

Wrong, on so many levels, I don't even know where to start...

Courtesy flush becomes absolutely essential here

Yes. I'm going to get married to girl who will shit with me in the morning, and have long conversations with me after a chili dinner. A girl who doens't mind the smell of my previous meals, and who will listen to me talk, even though the gas I pass is enough to render an elephant useless.

Nothing like an early morning PEW with your one and only.

Tenth!

Yeah this was a SNL commercial skit. It was called 'The Love Toilet' .....pretty funny.

when i was a kid shitters in our school did not have walls between them. but thats just because someone broke em off. probably our gym teacher. he got arrested on child molesting charges at some point.

Thanks to Daisy for taking a lame posting (no love lost GW) and making the comments worth reading. I too, do not feel complete with my angry primitive half.

@4. I think it is fake too. But I've seen Never Back Down before and I don't know what scene you are talking about. I don't even think there was even a scene with toilets in it. It sounds like your describing a different movie. It even sounds like your posting for something else, not this toidy for two.

You are confusing.

Does anyone else smell that? Fresh Noob.

"Trolled" keeps responding to Daisy's comments like he is new to the thread, and all you veteran threaders keep calling him a "Noob," cause you aren't paying a damn bit of attention.

Congrats, your comment has failed. Points for trying though.

Daisy... you suck anyway.

17. shhhhhhh, this is funny!!!

@15 - Never Back Down is a movie? I thought Daisy made that up.

"I thought this was for Siamese twins...My Bad...ROFL."
"Home value just dropped to: FREE"

Finally, I can take a dump and my dog can get a drink at the same time!

The Love Toilet - Victoria Jackson & Kevin Nealon share the most intimate moment of them all... The commercial featured a single-based toilet with two seats placed so that the seated users faced each other. "Because when you're in love, even five minutes apart can seem like an eternity." In late 2007, an actual model called the "TwoDaLoo" was made available for sale

This makes me want to dock my iPod shit with my whole family. When does the ThreedaLoo come out?

Next up: The side-by-side dual enema.

@23

Too late on the dual enema. Come to my place on Saturday, let's make it threenema?

This was on SNL like 10 years ago.

there's a post on best of craigslist about this... just sayin

This would be helpful in families with a lot of kids. Growing up with 7 brothers and sisters, some of us would share the seat on occasion (when we had very little butts, that is). When you gotta go, you gotta go! I guess the modern home has more than one bathroom though, and for the boys there's always the backyard!

Yo dawg, we heard you like taking a shit so we put a toliet in your toliet so you can shit while you shit!

Awww! So cute! The perfect wedding gift for a classy couple.
LOVE IS...using the same piece of toilet paper.

dualing at its brownest

7 inch screen and i-pod docking station?
Jesus I could live in this thing

it ruined my marriage!

To those saying it's fake - this is a computer generated image of the product, it's not a photo of the actual product. How often do you see toilets floating in white space with shadow feathering around their edges in real life?

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