Dec 23 2008Building A Low Carb Gingerbread House


With meat instead of gingerbread! And not just any meat -- deliciously processed meat. Mmmm! The whole abode is held together with a delectable mortar, which you can make yourself using the following recipe:

Wifezilla's Low carb "Meat House" Mortar

2 8oz packages of cream cheese

1/4 cup palm oil

1 package onion soup mix

Blend all ingredients together until smooth and creamy. All to sit in the refrigerator for an hour or so to let the onion flavor blend with the cheese.

Mix that shit up, throw some sausage logs and Slim Jims together, and BAM! -- your very own meat cabin. And speaking of which, I once stayed with twelve other dudes in a single room on a ski trip. It was homoerotic to say the least. A full blown orgy complete with ski poles and goggles to say the most.

Hit the jump for a couple more of the yummy.



Low carb gingerbread house [examiner]

Thanks to Icey, who knocked the third little pig's house down with wrecking ball and then ate the delicious bastard.

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@1 ... i think you pronounced that wrong, it's supposed to be "delicious"

it looks like a house made of man parts

The saturated fat content outweighs any low carb benefit that could possibly hold.

I just threw up in my mouth...

pass.... Yeah it looks pretty gross, definitely not worth the heart problems either

and i didn't think it could get any better than the cake burger

It looks like testicles on the roof....

kinda looks like the "log" house I made in the toilet this morning...except mine had corn shingles instead of almonds.


This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max got sucked into making gingerbread houses with Baja so instead of making the normal shanty like structures he made one that looked like K-9 and another that looked like a star wars ship. Baja thought they were terribly creative and took pictures that she sent to her friends.

Later Max found out these pictures were posted on some crappy website and he was terribly embarrassed.


meat=good thats all that needs to be said

Why is it shingled with nuts? Pepperoni slices would make more sense.


They gotta mix it up somehow.

And to think, it only costs $65.43 to make! What a deal!

Thatsa definite pew pewk

Haha, I'm a vegetarian!

I'd love to cut those pepperoni on top.

My wife's gonna make me one today. Yum!

"Ah f***!!! What the f...."
"Did you just cut my... Oh god."

Haha, I'm a queer!

I'll show you some of MY tasty meat mortar, PEW PEW PEW!! No onion soup mix needed, but I DO use 1/4 palm with oil, get it? PEW!

What is that, Jack Links Beef Jerky? Last time I opened up a bag of that stuff, I got attacked by a sasquatch! Careful with that stuff.

*blows load*

I just had a huge lunch so that doesn't look very appetizing... just a small slice for me please.


nasty... just nasty

This is the grossest shit I've ever seen on the internet, and I've seen tub girl.

That's disgusting.

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