Blast Out Of Bed With The Rocket Alarm!

The $25 Rocket Launcher Alarm Clock is phallic as hell and I want one really badly. When it's time to wake up the rocket ship blasts off -- and you have to retrieve said rocket and replace it on the base for the beeping to stop. Alternatively, you can break the base. And while this certainly isn't the worst way to wake up, it is a close second behind the SWAT team busting into your bedroom. Those guys act like they've never seen a little morning wood before. Somebody fetch the proverbial buck saw -- this timber looks like a two-man job.

rocket launcher alarm clock blasts into orbit to wake you up [technabob]

Thanks to Julian, who requires like 16 diamond-toothed chainsaws to dispatch his morning lumber.

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