Apple Apples Sadly Aren't McIntosh

Some Apple fan in Japan, one who owns a Fuji apple orchard, decided to profess his love for Macs in the only way he knows how, by...
December 13, 2008

Mmmm, The Dessert Of Gods: Meat Cake

If Jesus wasn't too busy telling that fat f***er Santa to shit down my chimney, maybe I'd bake him a meat-cake for his birthday. Hit the jump...
December 12, 2008

NYU To Offer Video Game Degree Next Fall

NYU will be offering degrees in the design and development of video games starting fall 2009. Load up on Mountain Dew, kids, it's time to get your...
December 12, 2008

That's It, I'm Moving: Robotic Statistics

Africa -- who's coming with me? Hit the jump for two more graphics I didn't bother looking at because I'm too busy throwing clothes in a suitcase....
December 12, 2008

But Can I Smoke It?: The Wii Hemp-Mote

No -- it's hemp, not chronic. But that didn't stop modder Dhreck, who may or may not smoke the f*** out of the sticky-icky (hint: he does),...
December 12, 2008

Sweet: Wicked Zelda Papercraft Models

Zelda. I almost named my dog Zelda. But then I realized the real princess probably wouldn't eat cat shit, so I didn't. Anyway, this is a papercraft...
December 12, 2008

Mmmm: Fondant-y Nikon D700 DSLR Cake

Some woman's husband had a bakery make her a Nikon D700 cake, then he gave her the actual camera afterward. How romantic. Well, not as romantic as...
December 12, 2008

LED And Time: A Photographic Gallery

I don't have much more info on these pictures except they were made by Picasa user magnus mouse using LEDs and lasers with a really long exposure....
December 11, 2008

Oh Snap, There's A Zune Phone Coming!

Or is there? I don't know, I'm not good at speculation. But I am good at making shit up. And also, making out. Ladies? According to Trip...
December 11, 2008

Pfft, Hearts Are Overrated Anyways

If God wasn't too busy spiting me every morning, he'd eat this shit for breakfast. Hit the jump for a picture of the finished product....
December 11, 2008

Wrong, Just Plain Wrong: The TwoDaLoo

The TwoDaLoo is a toilet made for two. Just the thought of it disgusts me. The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can...
December 11, 2008

NSFW: What Did I Just Watch?

This is a NSFW (language) mashup video featuring awesomeness. I swear, I love myself a good mashup. Also, the girl with the pink wig in the video....
December 11, 2008

Craft Time!: Make Your Own Zombie Barbie

Want to make your own zombified Barbie doll? No problem. All it takes is some paint, a razor blade, some Sculpey, a regular Barbie doll, and some...
December 10, 2008

Firebreathing Dog Robot Will Ruin Your Day

This firebreathing robot-dog-beast-cycle (inappropriately named Lrry) was made entirely out of recycled materials by the Mutoid Waste Company in London. "Why?", you ask. "Why not?", the makers...
December 10, 2008

WTF?: When (Cardboard) Rhinos Attack

This is a Japanese zoo's training video on what to do in the unlikely event that a cardboard rhino with two guys standing underneath it escape from...
December 10, 2008

Oops!: Girl Loses Virginity, Texts Her Dad

Elizabeth Frisinger, 18, lost her virginity on the beach during a senior class trip. Then she accidentally texted her dad, telling him about it. Woops! Gotta be...
December 10, 2008

I'd Eat It: Video Game Inspired Bento Boxes

Mmmm, bento boxes. They combine two of my favorite things. Bento. And boxes. Apparently Anna the red makes these delicious lunches for her boyfriend, who might very...
December 9, 2008

Good Job: Steampunk'd Star Wars Characters

We've already seen steampunk'd Star Wars here on Geekologie. First in LEGO form, then as a Vader helmet, then figurines, and, most recently, a steamy little R2....
December 9, 2008

NSFW! SNL Short Is The Story Of My Life

NSFW! And also, the story of my life. Seriously, these guys should hire me -- I've got tons of this material. Youtube Thanks to Wilson and Jay,...
December 9, 2008

Ooooh, Stoplight-y!: The Kisai Tenmetsu

The Kisai Tenmetsu is the latest in wrist bad-assery available from Tokyoflash. It's a definite departure from a lot of the other designs. Three LEDs positioned beneath...
December 9, 2008

The End Is Nigh!: Hovering Robot Of Death

Wonder how you're gonna die? By this thing, the Missile Agency's Multiple Kill Vehicle-L (MKV-L). The MKV-L mission is to destroy medium through intercontinental-range ballistic missiles equipped...
December 9, 2008

Sure, Why Not?: A Keyboard For Blondes

The Keyboard For Blondes is a real $50 product. What makes it for blondes? Well, it has some questionably clever keys in place of the standard ones,...
December 9, 2008

Pentagon PEWing For Guided Bullet Tech

The Pentagon is tossing $22 million at developing guided bullet technology that would enable a bullet to change course midflight because it wasn't shot right first in...
December 9, 2008

ISS Orbiting Toolbag Filmed From Earth

Remember last month when a NASA toolbag accidentally floated off into space during a repair to the International Space Station (if not, video after the jump. Skip...
December 8, 2008

Build Your Own Paper Airplane Launcher

Want to launch paper airplanes but don't have any arms? Then good luck folding one in the first place. But for those of you that are lazy...
December 8, 2008

Will You Marry Me?: Another Pokeman Fanatic

As many of you probably don't know because I'm just now making it up, I love Pokemon. Pikachu, that lovable little electric turd, really does something to...
December 8, 2008

Why?: The Type-From-The-Back Keyboard

The Grippity is a real product that will be hitting shelves mid next year for about a hundred bones (big ones, like arm and leg bones --...
December 8, 2008

Amazing Battlestar Galactica Case Mod

There are case mods, and then there are case mods. And then there's this Battlestar Galactic case by L337 modder Boddaker. This liquid-cooled work of art has...
December 8, 2008

Eye Candy: Aurora Borealis From Space

This is a time-lapse video made of still images by astronaut Don Pettit aboard the International Space Station. It shows the Aurora Borealis in all its auroral...
December 8, 2008

Wait, What?: Medical Handgun Coming Soon

The Palm Pistol is a single-shot firearm aimed (!) at folks who may have trouble shooting a regular gun and probably shouldn't be anyways. The company behind...
December 7, 2008