Why God, Why?: A Welcome Mat Mouse Pad

I've seen it all now. A $13 mouse pad that looks like a welcome mat. Jesus, what will they think of next? And could it possibly be this freaking stupid?

UPDATE: Jesus said their next pad is gonna look like a little mouse cage. Aaaaaand I'm out. *BANG*

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Thanks to Reece, who knows that the only good mouse pad is a bearskin rug.

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