I Knew It, I Knew It!: The Internet Is Magic
Holy shit folks, the internet is magic. You know, this reminds me of an ex-girlfriend's mother who couldn't understand why, just because she misspelled the email address, her message couldn't be delivered. "I only had one letter wrong, the internet lady should have known who I was trying to reach." That's right folks, the internet lady. God she was freaking stupid.
The Internet Is Magic [collegehumor]
Thanks to The Superficial Writer for smearing superglue on the rim of the urinal in the men's room. Now I'm stuck.