Where Are All The Forks?: A Utensil Table

Welding a bunch of flatware together to make a table, brilliant. As you can see, it's got all the standard utensils like forks and butter knives. Oh shit, and the other ones that have the little bowl at the end. Those.
This limited edition table/sculpture by Objection Design, entitled Precious Famine, is a found object piece made entirely of Cristofle silverware.
Precious Famine -- what a clever name for a flatware table! Actually, I don't get it. But honestly, I don't get a lot of things. Like laid, or paid for writing this.
Objection Design : Precious Famine [myninjaplease]
Thanks to ray, whose spork table was actually the inspiration for this piece. F***ing hacks!
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