Ecko has a new line of hoodies out with a Star Wars theme. As you can see, the Stormtrooper and Boba Fett models are the awesome. Minus the $100 price tag. But still, I'll take one if it, you know, fell of the back of a truck. I'm winking at you right now. Make that happen. Fine, I'll actually pay. I'm gonna get the Stormtrooper one, and I'm gonna rock that shit all zipped down with the mask and all. I'll let you know how laid I get.
UPDATE: I got hit by a taxi. My Force was malfunctioning, and also, I think he ran a red.
Thanks to Britany, Vince, and P05TMAN, who all look just as good naked as in wicked Star Wars hoodies. Trust me, I've seen pictures.