No Thanks: A Human Powered Ferris Wheel
I don't have much more information on this ferris wheel except that it appears to be human powered, doesn't look that fun to ride, and is definitely dangerous to operate. And while I'm on the subject, I think the carny operating the moon-bounce stole my freaking shoes. But I did make out with the bearded man pretending to be a woman.
Thanks to Roberto, who could operate a man-powered Tilt-A-Whirl by himself.