Eff It, I'm Going As A Dork: iPhone Costumes

While The Superficial Writer has been doing his patriotic duty posting hot celebrities in their Halloween costumes, I get stuck with a bunch of goofballs dressed as...
October 31, 2008

Giant LEGO Figure Appears On Beach

A giant LEGO minifig maxifig washed up on the beach of Brighton, England a few days ago, and nobody knows where the hell he came from. The...
October 31, 2008

Track That Ass With Some GPS Lingerie

The "Find Me If You Can" lingerie line from Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio comes with a GPS-uplink unit inside so you can catch your woman jumping some...
October 31, 2008

Thriller: One Guy, 64 Different Voices

This is a video of a guy singing Michael Jackson's iconic Thriller acapella using 64 clips of himself making all the different noises. I was impressed, and...
October 30, 2008

Great, Now Even Our Plants Are Twittering

That's right folks, thanks to ThinkGeek's $100 DIY Plant Twitter Kit, now even your houseplants can Twitter their little photosynthesizing hearts out. Once the kit is assembled,...
October 30, 2008

Oh My God, I'm Floating!: A Hover Chair

The Lounger is a $9,600 floating chair that will be on display at Britain's Stuff Live gadget show this weekend. Inventor Keith Dixon, of Sussex-based Hoverit Ltd,...
October 30, 2008

Man Wants To Marry Comic Book Character

A Japanese man has started a petition to allow humans to marry comic book characters. And no, it's not The Superficial Writer. Just kidding, it totally is....
October 30, 2008

Transformers That Didn't Make The Cut

This is a little art gallery of Transformers that didn't make the cut. Transfailures, if you will. They're still scary as hell though, and I've always suspected...
October 30, 2008

Why?: The Samsonite O(MGWTFBBQ)BAG

The Samsonite OBAG is a rolling suitcase in which the two compartments remain level with the ground while the unit is pulled along. Because, let's face it,...
October 30, 2008

Where Are All The Forks?: A Utensil Table

Welding a bunch of flatware together to make a table, brilliant. As you can see, it's got all the standard utensils like forks and butter knives. Oh...
October 29, 2008

Circular Saw Won't Cut Fingers, Hot Dogs

The SawStop is a circular saw designed to prevent you from cutting all your fingers off. Personally, I think fingers are overrated. The blade carries a small...
October 29, 2008

Cool: Guy Makes Open Source Gameboy

Nearly 20 years after the original, a guy has developed an open source Gameboy made with fairly basic components. If you're interested, you can actually buy a...
October 29, 2008

Thanks But No Thanks: A Beer Pouring Robot

TMCO is a metal products manufacturer in Lincoln, Nebraska, that, for a recent open house, programmed one of their factory robots to act as bartender. Although, truthfully,...
October 29, 2008

Express Lane Only: The Shopping Cart Trike

The Cartrider was designed by Jaebeom Jeong and combines a shopping cart and trike. That way you can do your shopping faster, and while seated. Alternatively, you...
October 29, 2008

Halloweenie: The Compumpkin Cube

The Compumpkin Cube cake is the lovechild of a companion cube and Jack the Pumpkin King. You can tell because, instead of the little hearts in the...
October 29, 2008

Not Awesome: Worst Body/Case Mod Ever

Not only does this moron have a sarape tacked to the wall as a window treatment, he's got a freaking computer duct taped to his nuts. Now...
October 28, 2008

Tuttuki Bako (aka The Fingerbang Game)

Tuttuki Bako is a new video game where a player interacts with the device by sticking their finger in a hole. Your finger then appears on the...
October 28, 2008

Whee! View Outerspace From A Fishbowl

Not cool with viewing space from the cramped confines of a tiny dildo? Well how about the 360-degree views offered from the "Fishbowl Spaceship". The company, founded...
October 28, 2008

Dynamics Of A Cough Caught On Film

That's right, what you're looking at is some nasty bastard coughing, and the resulting air turbulence. Sick! Schlieren photography involves shining collimated light past a knife edge...
October 28, 2008

Man Restores Hover BMW From BTTF

Jeff Chabotte is a Back to the Future fanboy and somehow managed to get his hands on Griff Tannen's BMW 633 HoverCar from the second movie. Unfortunately,...
October 28, 2008

Well Hello: Olivia Munn's Costume Party

Attack of the Show's Olivia Munn recently appeared in a Halloween spread for Complex Magazine's October issue. As you can see, she's looking pretty good. I mean...
October 28, 2008

Dying Is Fun!: Rocket Car To Go 1,000 MPH

In 1997 Pilot Andy Green went 763mph in the Thrust SuperSonic Car, and now, 10 years later, is building a car that will potentially hit 1,000mph. And,...
October 27, 2008

Music Face: Wait, Why'd You Do That Again?

Daito Manabe is probably a masochist. And definitely a weirdo. What does he do? He tapes electric stimulators, looking like the same type used for electroshock therapy,...
October 27, 2008

Just Pull Over: A Lamborghini Police Car

Lamborghini, for some unknown reason, gave the Italian State Police a ridiculously policed-out 560hp 5.2-liter V10 Gallardo. I suspect it has something to do with not uncovering...
October 27, 2008

What A Wonderful Super Mario World

Geekologie songwriter in residence brentalfloss is back at it, this time with a ditty called "Super Mario World", sung in the style of "What a Wonderful World"....
October 27, 2008

Knife Skills: Pumpkin Carving Champion

Well folks, with Valentine's just around the corner I figured I'd do a bunch of holiday-related posts this week. And what better way to get things rolling...
October 27, 2008