Blast Off Into Space (Cramped And Alone)!

Copenhagen Suborbitals wants to send you into space, and on the cheap. Which means alone and stuffed into a little capsule atop a freaking rocket. Only limited...
October 24, 2008

Almost Transformers, Almost Funny

Almost Transformers is a skit by Australian comedians Merrick and Rosso in which they don refrigerator and clothes dryer costumes and try to scare people walking by....
October 24, 2008

Walking House Can Run Away From Floods

Art collective N55 built a walking house complete with bathroom and kitchen that can start hoofing it should shit hit the proverbial air-exchanger. It was allegedly designed...
October 24, 2008

Moron Calls In Sick, Busted On Facebook

Kyle Doyle, a 21-year old asshat from Australia, went out one night and got himself good and drunk. And then, like a little pussy, didn't want to...
October 24, 2008

OLD!: Grocery Store Wars

This is an older video but I'd never seen it, so I assume there are some of you out there that haven't either. It's Star Wars made...
October 24, 2008

I Smell Cancer!: Scotch Tape Emits X-Rays

So scotch tape can produce x-rays (that's a real picture taken with a 30-second exposure showing visible light emission from a roll). In a tour de force...
October 24, 2008

WTF?: Man 'Dances' With Heavy Machinery

This is some guy dancing with a 5-ton digger, and it's every bit as mecherotic as you'd expect. 'Transports Exceptionnels' is an experiment piece created by French...
October 23, 2008

Maybe Someday: A Lamborghini Garage

I've never felt poorer in my entire life. Youtube Thanks to Andrew, who, along with robot apocalypse tipster Nolan, is taking turns kicking me in the nuts...
October 23, 2008

Cool!: The World's Smallest Writing

Japanese scientists have written the world's smallest letters using only a handful of atoms. a research team at Osaka University has "written" the letters "Si" using an...
October 23, 2008

Halloween Ideas: Sexy Star Wars Costumes

Here's a little gallery of sexy Star Wars costumes to get you excited about handing out candy to undeserving teenagers who didn't even bother dressing up. Ha,...
October 23, 2008

Russian Suspended 'Boob' Ceiling

Apparently suspended ceilings are popular in Russia because upstairs neighbors have a penchant for getting drunk and leaving the bathtub running all night. In Russia suspended ceiling...
October 22, 2008

Lookin' Good!: Hand Made Gamer Jewelry

Alright, some more gaming jewelry, woo! All handmade by Etsy seller The Clay Collection, all this gaming-related jewelry promises to satisfy even the most demanding gamer's tastes....
October 22, 2008

Stormtrooper Is Bengals Fan, Loves Losing

Not to be outdone by the Master Chief and Optimus Prime Saints fan comes this Cincinnati Bengals (0-7) stormtrooper. As you can see, he's really rocking out...
October 22, 2008

Coffee May Shrink Breasts, Prevent Cancer

In a recent study by Sweden's Lund University, researcher found that about half of the women participating had a gene that links breast size and coffee consumption....
October 22, 2008

Sweet!: Custom Intramural Zombie Hunter T's

Hunt zombies? Want to get started? Well what better way than with a custom Intramural Zombie Hunter t-shirt from Seibei. Each $24 shirt comes with a custom...
October 21, 2008

Bacon Tuxedo Looks, Smells Just Like Bacon

I know what you're thinking, "What IS that dapper ass-sockpuppet wearing in the picture?" And that, dear reader, is Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. The...
October 21, 2008

Literal Translation Of A Freestyle Rap Battle

Well we've seen a couple literally translated music videos in recent history, and now comes a rap battle, carefully translated by a well-spoken honkey. I love the...
October 21, 2008

PS3's Little Big Planet Delayed For Song

If you haven't already heard, Little Big Planet, the much anticipated PS3 game about strangely erotic sock puppets, has been pushed back a week. Why? Because one...
October 21, 2008

Explorers Find Alleged Yeti Footprint

On the left, a human footprint, and on the right, an alleged Yeti footprint. And possibly a turd. Japanese explorers stumbled across the print on an expedition...
October 20, 2008

Company Allegedly Manufacturing $98 Laptop

Chinese company HiVision claims to be manufacturing a $98 laptop. What do you get for two dollars less than a hundred? The specs are admittedly minimal: an...
October 20, 2008

Hank The Comedic Robot (Should Die)

Hank is a little animatronic comedian built by Ford which runs a comedy act at the State Fair in Texas. I guess you could call him a...
October 20, 2008

'Tis The Season (For Geeky Pumpkins)

Well folks, it's that time of the year again. Time to break out the costume and hit the bars looking for a chick that wants to have...
October 20, 2008

Pouf-Man Chairs: Pac-Man's Bastard Brother

Design house QAYOT designed these Pouf-Man chairs. And I use "designed" loosely, since they're obviously freaking Pac-Man. Available in red, white, black and brown, the chairs are...
October 20, 2008

My Turn, My Turn!: McCain's In Game Ads

Remember last week's Obama in-game ads? Well now it's McKillaCain's turn, and he's gone with a different approach. Namely using old games instead of modern ones. Like...
October 20, 2008