A Verizon technician, whose name I won't mention (Joseph Vaccarelli, 45, of Nutley, New Jersey) managed to tap into the land lines of over 950 customers and make 45,000 minutes of phone sex calls.
Verizon estimated that out of a 40-week period, Vaccarelli spent 15 weeks talking on 900 chat lines, authorities alleged. Of the 15 weeks, 14 were spent on lines with men pretending to be women.
Holy hellfire, shit, and brimstone, somebody buy this guy a freaking hooker already.
Verizon Tech Accused Of Making $220K In Sex Calls [wcbstv]
Thanks to Mark, who once used a descrambler to see a boob on Cinemax.
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