This Is Where Babies Come From

They just crawl out the end of this thing.

Note: Possibly NSFW depending on your employer's "watching videos of kids crawling out the end of a giant inflatable pecker" policy.

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Thanks to Romeo and Stephanie, who both agree a giant vagina would have been much more appropriate.

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