Sarah Palin Is All Ears In Corn Form!

Wheeler Farms, near Toledo, Ohio, created a Sarah Palin corn maze in a 16-acre field. As you can see, it looks like a pretty shitty maze. Sadly,...
September 26, 2008

Awesomest Jesus-Themed Song EVER

Not just a friend, but a great drinking buddy. Isn't that right, Big J? Dude, you're puking on my shoes. Youtube Thanks to Walrus, who's totally BFF's...
September 26, 2008

Man Crosses English Channel With Jetpack

Yves "Fusion Man" Rossey successfully crossed the English Channel with a jetpack today. This is one small pew for man, one giant PEW PEW PEW for mankind....
September 26, 2008

Sleep Standing Up With The Vertical Bed

Artist Jamie O'Shea's Vertical Bed combines two of my favorite things: sleeping. Standing can go f*** itself, because I hate it. I like lying down. The Vertical...
September 26, 2008

Wait, What?: An Underwater Lake

So apparently there are lakes of super-saline water at the bottom of the ocean. During the Jurassic period the waters here were shallow and became cut off...
September 26, 2008

Wicked Case Mod: Computers As Wall Art

Designer Fredrik Perman decided to jazz up the lobby of his new office with a little custom built computer casage. There are actually six computers in the...
September 26, 2008

Metal Gear Solid Rubber Band Gun

Some guy went and made a rubberband shooting replica of Solid Snake's Silver Wolf pistol from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots. The weapon was...
September 26, 2008

Play The Drums -- On Your Shirt!

That's right folks, ThinkGeek is selling this $30 Drumkit T-shirt so you can rock out with your high-hat out anywhere you go. Hit the drums on this...
September 25, 2008

Best iPhone Application EVER

paiTouch, an iPhone application created by Japanese blogger Technohippy, is a virtual breast. You can poke and prod it all you want and it kind of jiggles...
September 25, 2008

This Is Where Babies Come From

They just crawl out the end of this thing. Note: Possibly NSFW depending on your employer's "watching videos of kids crawling out the end of a giant...
September 25, 2008

The Last Thing You'll Ever See

Imagine: You're comfortably asleep when suddenly you're startled awake by this creepy bastard leaning over the foot of your bed. What do you do? A: Bleed, he...
September 25, 2008

Google Makes Google Timeline For Birthday

To celebrate its 10th birthday, Google went and made themselves a little interactive timeline so interwebbers like ourselves can see the company's progression from no-name to world...
September 25, 2008

Wearable Airbags For The Clumsy, Elderly

Japanese manufacturer Prop is now selling wearable airbags for old folks and people who just can't stand for long. Its newly announced personal, wearable airbag looks like...
September 25, 2008

PETA To Ben And Jerry's: Use Breast Milk

PETA, in their unending quest to make ice cream even more delicious, is urging Ben and Jerry's to start using human breast milk instead of cow milk....
September 24, 2008

Yikes!: A Creepy Pinhole Camera Skull

This pinhole camera was made out of a skull by artist Wayne Martin Belger, mwho may or may not dress entirely in black and scrawl pentagrams on...
September 24, 2008

Woops: Guy Mishandles Antique

I remember seeing this a while ago, but for those of you who have yet to witness its awesomeness, here it is: some guy showing off his...
September 24, 2008

Wicked LEGO Star Wars Diorama

Flickr user roguebantha_1138 made this wicked LEGO Star Wars diarrhea. Welcome to Mustaneer! (it's not as distant as Mustafar) Basically it's a Rebel attack on an Imperial...
September 24, 2008

We're Saved!: LHC Shut Down Temporarily

The Large Hadron Collider won't be doing any colliding until next spring due to a magnet failure that allowed a ton of helium to leak out one...
September 24, 2008

Thinking Makes You Fat

Thinking makes you fat. It turns out that performing mental tasks, like trying to solve problems while working at a computer, stimulates the appetite so much that...
September 23, 2008

For Kids!: Plushie Animal Head Mounts

There comes a time in every child's life when they want a unicorn. And now you can get them one thanks to the $80 Plushkill Forest Unicorn...
September 23, 2008

Oak Bar Hides Sweet Video Game Setup

Let's face it, drinking and video games go together like drinking and firearms -- a match made in heaven. So why not build yourself a video game...
September 23, 2008

Penny Gets First Change(!) In 50 Years

To commemorate the 200th anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's birth, the U.S. Mint is redesigning the penny and releasing four new designs. That's them in the picture. The...
September 23, 2008

Cribs: Geekologie Writer Edition

I guess things got a little out of hand. Hit the jump for more of the disgustingness, as well as a link to a whole gallery....
September 23, 2008

I Just Pray To God She's Joking

Mark my words: I'm never, ever, driving again. The Dumbest Woman On The Highway [break] Thanks to Calypso, who's seen a tow-truck before....
September 22, 2008

DIY: Your Own Sweet Laser Tag Setup

Let's face it, no other sport has as high a PEW PEW PEW factor as good old fashioned laser tag. Unfortunately, a quality rig is pretty expensive....
September 22, 2008

I Want A Mirror Background On My Monitor

This is old. And sadly hilarious. I can't believe poor Wekweti can even use a f***ing computer scanner. How turn computer monitor into mirror? [yahooanswers] Thanks Roberto,...
September 22, 2008

Crazy Rainbow In The Sprinkler Conpiracy

This is a video of a woman who ate a bunch of lead-based paint chips filming a rainbow that appeared in her sprinkler. She's convinced it's a...
September 22, 2008

Text Messaging Lowers Your IQ 10 Points

In a recent New York Times article, technology trend forecaster Aul Saffo claims that texting actually makes a person dumber. The act of texting automatically removes 10...
September 22, 2008

S. Hawking Unveils Scary $1.8 Million Clock

Stephen Hawking recently unveiled this $1.83 million clock at Corpus Christi College, Cambridge. The frightening timepiece took seven years to build and is a tribute to John...
September 22, 2008