Looking for a way to put the spark back into computer porning? Enter the Body Optical Mouse, a $45 peripheral that's shaped like a woman's torso and has clickable tit buttons. You can get one with the World Cup shirt of your favorite team, or painted lingerie. Couple one with an upskirt mousepad and perv it up to the max! Each model even has its own name depending on the country, like Luisa for France and Francesca for Italy. Or, if your mouse is like the chick I brought home last night, Luke. His buttons were fake! His cord, sadly, wasn't.
Hit the jump for a couple more models.
cop a feel: mouse shaped like hot chick's torso [technabob]
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