Stay Calm: How to Survive A Car Crashing Through A Diner And Into Your Table
Kenneth Anderson was enjoying a cup of coffee in a window seat at his favorite diner in North Carolina when some car came flying through the window and mashed him and his table into the bar. He walked away with minor scrapes. I love how afterwards he puts his hat on nonchalantly like nothing happened. Congratulations Kenneth, you win the Balls of Black Holes Award for the day. If they were any denser, your crotch would swallow the planet. Bravo.
CCTV Awesomeness: How To React When a Car Crashes Into You During Lunch [gizmodo]
Thanks to Ross, who once stopped a cement truck with his sultry gaze, for the tip.
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