Hat Tech: Ladies, The Bang-Go Is A Must
If there's one thing I know, it's fashion. So believe me when I tell you that these hats are totally gonna be the new paisley. The Bang-Go is a hat made for women and men with bangs that want to wear a hat but don't like the wear they crush their precious hairstyle. Bang-Gos costs $20, should have been called Go-Bangs, and the top can be removed if you just want a visor. This reminds me: I was getting drunk at the bar the other day and I kept trying to take a cameraphone picture of this chick at the bar who had the most ridiculous bangs I've ever seen. They weren't even bangs, they were freaking booms. HUGE. She caught me though and I had to buy her a Budweiser and lie about how awesome I thought her bangs were and how I wanted my girlfriend to do something similar. I eventually asked if I could touch them and she let me. Long story short: I haven't washed my hand since.
Thanks Tara, I'll get one if you get one.