Some guy opened his laptop to make a repair and found a rogue keylogger up in that mother.
What could this mean? I called Dell tech support about it, and they said, and I quote, "The integrated service tag identifier is there for assisting customers in the event of lost or misplaced personal information." He then hung up.
I called the police, as having a keylogger unknown to me in my laptop is a serious offense. They told me to call the Department of Homeland Security. At this point, I am in disbelief. Why would the DHS have a keylogger in my laptop? It was surreal.
So I called them, and they told me to submit a Freedom of Information Act request.
You can read a scanned copy of the reply to his request after the jump, but it basically says his request warrants no freedom of information. DHS for the win! Needless to say, I'm ripping my laptop apart right now.
UPDATE: Okay, I didn't find any mysterious keyloggers, but I did find a couple rogue Cheetos.
UPDATE UPDATE: False alarm. Purportedly fake -- and old. But I'm man enough to admit when I've screwed up, and this was clearly my tipsters fault. Whew, back to surfing porn.
Hit the jump for a scanned copy of the DHS reply to the request for information.
Thanks Lee. Not to be a government conspiracy freak or anything, but I think the Bush administration may be putting something in our beer. Something that gets us drunk.