Eye Candy: More Chinese Anti-Terrorism Exercises For The Olympics, With Captions!

July 18, 2008

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Remember the picture of the Chinese military on Segways as part of an anti-terrorism exercise? Well it turns out there's a whole bunch more of them performing various drills. And I've posted them here for your viewing pleasure. This is one of the group practicing their synchronized flailing routine.

Hit the jump for 7 more, with captions!

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Damnit, I think the Peruvians got us beat.

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Holy shit those women are scary. Quick, act dead.

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If all else fails, beat 'em with your dildo.

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Lighting farts prohibited in Olympic stadium.

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PEW. PEW PEW PEW.

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F*** you, groundhog.

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We were just playing house, I swear!


Hit the link for the high-res photos.

Anti-Terrorism Exercises in China [boston]

Thanks to Michael, gold champion in the case race three years running.

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