Cheeto Jesus, Dubbed "Cheesus", Found In 99Â¢ Snack Bag, Contains No Trans-Fat
Not to be outdone by last week's Allah meat gristle, Jesus decided to show himself to a Montana woman in a 99Â¢ bag of Cheetos.
Most of her family and friends believe it looks like a mini orange sculpture of Jesus on the cross. Ramey and her husband call it "Cheesus." Ramey doesn't plan to sell the Cheeto because it's bringing a lot of joy into her home. She will keep it in a safe deposit box or put it on display so more people can enjoy it.
This is clearly a sign. A sign that, if I'm reading it correctly, indicates Cheetos are, as I've long suspected, The Chosen Snack. Every orange crumb in your keyboard is sacred, and also, delicious. One more sign like this and I'm seriously converting.
UPDATE: I found a Virgin Mary ice cube in a frozen Mountain Dew. It's been fun folks, but I'm going to priest school.
Hit the jump for a video of the holy snack.