First there were cat wigs, then dog wigs, and now, baby wigs. Baby Toupees are "small wigs for small people" and cost $22 apiece. Thankfully these weren't available when I was a baby or my mom would have bought them all. Baby Toupee: $22. F***ing your kids up for life: priceless.
Baby Toupee website (with a huge gallery of babies in other, discontinued models)
Thanks to Julian, who just purchased the whole set for his doll collection.