OMG, OMG, WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

This is a video of a guy lying down on a motorcycle and text messaging, all while cruising down the highway in New Delhi, India. No way?...
July 11, 2008

Redneck Mansion: Too Good To Be True

I knew when I saw these pictures they were too good to be true. And sadly, they are. I had to do some interweb spelunking but, finally,...
July 11, 2008

'Fanboy' Makes Merriam-Webster Dictionary

In word news, 'fanboy' has officially been added to the Merriam-Webster dictionary. That's the entry there in the picture. Weird they didn't mention anything about Apple or...
July 11, 2008

Dummy On Segway Kisses Another Dummy

This is allegedly a Segway crash-test video used to determine the effects (including potential eroticism) that can occur when someone plows their Segway into a stationary person....
July 11, 2008

Gumball Machine Dispenses Ideas, Bad Ones

This is a picture of a gumball machine Sarah Lustberg spotted in the East Village, NYC. It dispenses ideas for 50¢ a pop. Of course, they're probably...
July 11, 2008

Iran Photoshops Pictures To Hide Failure

So apparently Iran Photoshopped a picture of some missiles to make it appear as if they have the capability to launch four missiles instead of three and...
July 10, 2008

Rock-afire Explosion Band For Sale On eBay!

Well after yesterday's exciting Rock-afire Explosion post, a loyal tipster has notified me there's a set for sale on eBay. And it's only $14,000! Showbiz Pizza Rock-afire...
July 10, 2008

iPhone On Sale Tomorrow, This Kiwi Got One

Well folks, in case you had forgotten, the 3G iPhone goes on sale tomorrow. And, apparently, this assblastingcap in the photo was the first to procure said...
July 10, 2008

Limited Edition Star Wars Adidas Shoes

This is the first I'd heard about the limited edition Star Wars x Adidas Super Stars sneakers (do people still say sneakers? I do) but apparently they...
July 10, 2008

New Spider Landmine Safer Than Old Ones

Ah yes, a safer landmine. And all along I've thought landmines were supposed to be the opposite of safe. I'm about as stupid as my little sister....
July 10, 2008

Steampunk Guitar Looks Good, Pointy

This is a steampunk guitar. It's functional. You may love it. Or you may hate it because you hate everything steampunk. Or you may hate it because...
July 9, 2008

Super Mario Bros. "Landscape" Art Installation

I don't have much information about these pictures except they're part of an art installation entitled "Landscape" and feature, well, a landscape from Super Mario Bros. The...
July 9, 2008

Idiot Kid Tries To Feed Cops LSD Cookies

Christian Phillips, 18, of Lake Worth, Texas, was arrested for delivering baskets of drugged cookies to police departments in the Dallas area. Christian, who we will now...
July 9, 2008

The Jedi Gym Is Awesome, How Do I Join?

Kind of like the Jedi Academy, comes the Jedi Gym. The video is six minutes long, but actually is worth watching if/when you have the time. Mainly...
July 9, 2008

I Want: Bubble Wrap Calendar Is Popsome

The Bubble Calendar is a poster-sized calendar with a bubble to pop every day. They're available in vertical and horizontal models and measure 48" x 17.5" (or...
July 9, 2008

More Geek Tattoos That I Would Never Get

Here at Geekologie we've seen gaming tattoos, laser-etched tattoos, a dude with a Zune tattoo, and even eyeball tattoos. And here comes another installment of geeky ink....
July 9, 2008

Shooting Simulator: Use Your Own Gun

The ST-2 indoor shooting simulator is just the thing you need if you thought Duck Hunt was the awesomest game ever when you were a kid. They...
July 8, 2008

Scary Crawling Robot Man Is Art, Statement

Apparently Japanese performance artist built this scary ass crawling robot to make a statement about the impending Asian economic crash. Something about how Japanese salarymen are really...
July 8, 2008

Dolphin Submarine/Boat Thing Could Be Fun

The Innerspace Dolphin and Seabreacher are water vessels designed to look and behave like actual dolphins. They're powered by a little engine in the back and you...
July 8, 2008

Money Can't Buy Classiness: A Gold Porsche

From our "Money Can't Buy Classiness" department here at Geekologie comes this gold covered Porsche. Some moron with more money than taste has added almost 40 lbs...
July 8, 2008

Kinetic Ball Sculpture At The BMW Museum

Okay so I've been sitting here playing Bomberman on FireNES and pretending those sick, sick women were the enemies in the game. It wasn't working so I...
July 7, 2008

Sure, Why Not?: Venetian Blind T-Shirts

The Venetian Blind t-shirt is a shirt that bares your beautifully tanned abs if you're a sexy woman or your pasty, hairy beergut if you're me. All...
July 7, 2008