Pervwad Hides Cellphone Up His Keister
Jeffrey Barrier is a pervwad. One that was standing on a chair taking cameraphone pictures of a naked chick in Cincinnati, Ohio's Aloha Tanning salon. The woman spotted him and police were quickly on the scene.
When cops later confronted Barrier, "he kept denying any involvement of the incident" and claimed to not have a camera. However, a second search of the suspect turned up the camera. As noted in a Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report, Barrier "did hide evidence in his anus."
Ah yes, the ol' cellphone in the anus trick. Been there, Jeffrey. It helps if you turn the ringer off. Say, this reminds me of a song I just made up.
Well, if my ass is a ringin', don't bother callin'
Yeah, if my ass is a ringin', don't bother callin'
If my ass is a ringin', don't bother, my cellphone's in my anus
Hit the jump for a picture of Captain Perv and a copy of the Sherriff's report and court affidavit.
"Can You Hear Me Now?" [smokinggun]
via
Criminal Voyeur Hides Cellphone Up Butt To Escape From Cops [gizmodo]
Thanks to Ray, who has proudly never had any cavities searched
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