Youvebeenleftbehind.com is an online service that will send emails (assuming computers still work) to as many as 62 nonbelieving friends/family after you, the good Christian, have been conveniently relocated to heaven during the "Rapture".
We have set up a system to send documents by email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 Christian team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.
Interesting. The service costs $40 a year and I just signed up. Of course, I'm only sending a single email:
Surprise, surprise -- you didn't make the cut. Now you're f***ed.
Website Lets You Send A Post-Rapture Email To Friends 'Left Behind' [wired]
Thanks to Sam for reminding me there are more apocalypses to worry about than just robot/zombie ones
Is that a 'life back' guarantee?
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