Bacon Floss, It's What's For Dinner Hygiene

June 23, 2008

bacon-floss.jpg

Bacon floss is $4.95 bacon flavored dental floss. It cleans in between your teeth and leaves you with a nice bacon-y aftertaste. Brush with egg-flavored toothpaste and it's part of a well balanced breakfast. Honestly, I'd actually try some if I ever flossed, but I don't. You see, I took exceptional care of my teeth the whole of my life, never have a cavity, and still got kicked in the head by a mule and lost them all. Life's a bitch, folks -- just like my ex. Plus they both have the clap.


Goodbye Cinnamon, Hello Bacon Floss!
[ohgizmo]

blog comments powered by Disqus
Previous Post
Next Post