OMGWTFNOBBQ?: Cannibal Banquets

A "Cannibal Banquet" is gross and involves eating a sort of fake human. Here's how the Cannibal Banquet works... a pinata-like "body" is carefully crafted, then stuffed...
June 6, 2008

Video Of The B-2 Bomber Crash Released

Remember the B-2 Bomber that crashed in February? Well the government has finally released footage of the $1.2 billion disaster after verifying there were no aliens, terrorists,...
June 6, 2008

Classic Game Scenes Rendered In LEGO

Here are a bunch of classic video game scenes rendered in LEGO. As you can see, that's Duck Hunt there, and there's some Mortal Kombat, Contra, Castlevania,...
June 6, 2008

UPDATE: This Is What Happens...

When you send an anonymous email to The Superficial Writer with a subject line promising nude photos of Hayden Panettiere when it's actually packed with snapshots of...
June 4, 2008

LEGO Johnny Five Is(n't) Alive

This is a LEGO Johnny Five. As you may recall, he's the robot from such films as Short Circuit and Short Circuit 2. Brothers Brick user rack911...
June 4, 2008

Thanks NASA!: Visible Magnetic Fields

NASA, who should be focusing their efforts on a way to blast me out of the solar system, is instead making movies with visible magnetic fields. Not...
June 4, 2008

Microwave PC Failed To Heat My Kid Cuisine

What's cooler than a beaver casemod? Well, not this microwave casemod, but it's pretty damn close. Check out the desktop background -- it looks like they're cooking...
June 4, 2008

Great, They Learned How To Do It: Robot Sex

Paul Granjon is the sadistic bastard responsible for teaching these robots how to procreate. They were programmed with five modes and act differently in each. The different...
June 3, 2008

How To: Keep That Ass Cool And Swamp-Free

Use this thing, the Suzukaze Air-Conditioned Seat Cushion. It keeps your rear cool, funk free, and is allegedly eco-friendly. Using the sweat generated by your bum and...
June 3, 2008

Eco-Friendly Car May Score You Chicks

Listen up guys: it turns out driving an eco-friendly car may increase your chances of getting to touch a woman. According to a study conducted by GM...
June 3, 2008

Crazy Computer Desk Looks Like A Drum Set

We've already seen all sorts of ridiculous computer desks here at Geekologie, and here comes another -- the V1 (V for Vision, not Vagina). It looks like...
June 3, 2008

Cheating: Jesus As An Invisible Teammate

These are Jesus Inspirational Sports Statues for kids. They cost $25 apiece and I just ordered the whole set. Handpainted resin statues on a solid wood base...
June 3, 2008

Emoticons For Driving Are A Horrible Idea

Drivemocions are animated LED emoticons for your car. You just stick the suction cup to your back window, and presto -- you become a dangerous hazard and...
June 2, 2008

Man Nearly Arrested For Transformers Shirt

Brad Jayakody, 30 (that's him in the picture), was almost arrested for attempting to board a flight from London to Dusseldorf, Germany while wearing that Transformers t-shirt....
June 2, 2008

I'm Still Hungry: World's Smallest Ramen Bowl

Scientists in Japan recently made the world's smallest ramen bowl, with a diameter of only 1/25,000 of an inch. Which, in scientific terminology, makes it invisible except...
June 2, 2008

Giant Keyboard Is Missing Vital Keys

From the "Just Because You Can Probably Means You Shouldn't" Department comes this massive keyboard. It's just short of ten million feet long and doesn't have a...
June 2, 2008