May 20 2008IT Kama Sutra Poses Threw My Back Out


We've all been there before -- you get home from the bars after striking out with the ladies but you're still feeling amorous. So what do you do? You bang your computer. Well thankfully this is not a picture of that. These are actually Kama Sutra positions to be used by trained IT professionals to mount a PC while attempting a repair. I know nothing about these, because I am neither an IT guy nor any sort of professional. I've only tried one Kama Sutra position in my whole life, and that was the Pterodactyl. You should really try it some time. Whenever you're on top just hold the sheet in your outstretched arms and flap it like a giant wing while yelling, "CAW CAW!" Trust me, it's the most sensual thing a woman can ever experience.

Kama Sutra For IT People [digg]

Thanks to Shawn, who has tried all of these, but with chicks

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Reader Comments

Okay, the end of this entry really did make me laugh out loud.

I don't know.

First!!!!! Muwahahahahahaha

Man there was no comments a sec. ago!!!

you don't need half of those positions.... for fixing a computer anyways...

I've heard people scream "my f*cking computer" but never saw anyone do it before. Oh yeah, baby. You like the way I touch your hard drive. I'll interface the hell out of you. Oh yeah... oh... oh... wait, I'll get a towel.

I've never laughed at a blog post so much.

GOnna try the positions tomorrow!.

@6. No RAM or floppy joke?

I LOVEEE the people who type 1st and then end up being like 3rd as above or 5th. hahaha

#6: Sorry, I get too excited by computer porn and couldn't keep it going.

does anyone even read what he writes anymore?

I just look at the picture/link and then comment i never read his bullshit... he's like that faggot on America's Funniest Home Videos, I try to ignore him while still watching the videos.

Well John, aren't you a pissy little ray of f***ing sunshine. CAW, CAW!!

hahahaha i'm gna "CAW CAW" my way to sexual imfamy tonight.

Oh, and John: The only reason i read Geekology/Iwatchstuff/Thesuperficial is because of how f***in funny the writers are.

Being an IT, this post put tears in my eyes out of laughs.

Great one

Polyphemus- maybe if there wasn't a hot stake in your only eye, you'd be able to see how many comments there were. =P

I hope Odysseus gets CAW CAW'd in bed sometime soon.


LOL @ position #9

Haha, I must say, I will be telling my bf to try that one. Thanks for the tip lol!

"CAW CAW"!!!

As far as fixing computers, If I walked in on someone doing the second one in the middle row, I would most certainly look at them weird.


very good .



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