If You Really, Really Hate Your Dog...
Get it a wig (cat models here). Prices range from $30 - $50 and you should be ashamed if you even for one second considered buying one. And since dogs can't talk, I'll translate what they think of the idea. "F*** you. Seriously, I'd rather be raped by the cat."
A TON more pictures of the different models after the jump.
Thanks Liesel, I'm sure Sage would look just ravishing in one