May 2 2008Coffin Couches: A Little Morbid For My Taste


Looking for a unique couch? Looking for a unique couch made out of a "display model" coffin? If so, check out these Coffin Couches. Each one is constructed from a real dead body receptacle (last year's models) and can hold up to 900 pounds (despite the spindly looking legs). You can buy one off the site, or order a custom setup and each costs around $4,500. Now are you thinking what I'm thinking? Hell yeah, making love on a coffin! Just kidding. Anybody that was actually thinking what I was pretending to think there should really consider getting help. Oh, and you shouldn't be allowed to own a shovel and flashlight, or live within walking distance of a cemetery.

A couple pictures of a Los Angeles Dodgers model after the jump.



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Reader Comments

These look pretty cool, I'd get one just to see people's contorted expressions of confusion and thinly veiled revulsion. That said, if I did have the money for a $4,500 couch... I wouldn't be going to community college, now would I?

Sweet I so want one to put in my grandmas house. The blue one would really fit well in her leaveing area. They would also work great in hospitals.


I would want one if they looked even remotely comfortable. But as it stands, I don't want one.

I'm a Dodger fan, but the way they've been playing the last few seasons, the coffin sofa seems really appropriate for watching games.

Isn't this bad luck??

Man, I saw a porn recently where some lady was getting it from behind up against a coffin...I squirted faster than you can say "hello dolly". This couch is hot and so is the idea of doing my wife on it!

I like how they have a Dodgers model, because they're gonna need it after the Diamondbacks are through with them.


SG, shouldn't you say: As it "sits", I don't want one?

I'm here all week folks!

Ba, dum, dum, tink.

Good one, Scott.

if my goth sister would see this, she would be falling head over heels for this.

i think it's a good investment. they can turn it back into a regular coffin when you need it.

dear commercialphree,

man I thought i was messed up. i love these couches and i'm getting all five. you, my friend, truly take the coffin cake. kudos brother...

am i the only one who noticed the "LA" on the pillows?

Kat Von Dee has one.

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