This is the awesomest news story ever, and it all started when Ralph Hardy, a 13-year old, ordered another credit card from his dad's existing account. Then he and his friends went on a $30,000 shopping spree and ordered some hookers to a hotel room where they were playing Halo on Xbox.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
Oh my freaking goodness kids are getting so smart these days. What a great lie!
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services. They told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Awh man, they got them there and then bailed out? At 13 I could've definitely hit pause for two minutes (
give or take a minute and a half) to bang a hooker.
But sadly, this all happened because of a father that forgot his son's birthday.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Oh yeah, the ol' forgotten birthday and promised trip to Disneyland. Been there. Ralph was actually smart just sneaking a credit card in his dad's name. I'm still waiting for my freaking trip.
UPDATE: Story may be a hoax. If that's the case I'm gonna help my little brother make it a reality.
13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers [money.co.uk]
Thanks Aaron, I'll let you know just as soon as my dad's new card gets here