Apocalypse Ride: Flame-Throwing Wheelchair
This is a flame-throwing wheelchair built out of a golf car and Marine rescue helicopter seat. It can do 20 MPH and shoot flames up to 15-feet. I need one. You know, for the zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately it's a one of a kind piece built by some guy that goes by Lord Humongous. Wait, huh? Lord Humongous? What in the hell kind of name is that?
Your name is ridiculous. I formally challenge you to a dual. If I win, you must change your name. If you win, I get to bang a fair maiden.
Gargantuan Dick Dragon
A couple more pictures of the vehicle after the jump.