NES Controller Coffee Table Actually Works!

We've seen a NES controller case mod, a gigantic fake NES controller, and even a huge functional Atari controller, but never a humongous working Nintendo controller that...
May 9, 2008

Kid Icarus Coming To Wii? I Hope So!!!

Kid Icarus is one of the best games ever made. If you've never played it you've never lived, but I'll give you a brief plot description anyways....
May 9, 2008

Is Steampunk Fashion The Next Big Trend?

Probably not. I would definitely throw myself in front of a train before I was caught dressing like one of those wanksteaks in the top pictures. The...
May 9, 2008

A Stripper Pole Wii Game In The Works?

Is there a stripper pole Wii game in the works? Possibly. While details are sketchy, the thought is likely that such a game would take advantage of...
May 8, 2008

Mouse Coat Created, Raises Ethical Questions

The Museum of Modern Art in New York recently had this installation, "Victimless Leather", on display. It's a coat made out of mouse embryonic stem cells. However,...
May 8, 2008

Original NES Gets Redesigned, Sleekified

ReNESED is Javier Segovia's name for his redesigned Nintendo Entertainment System. As you can see it's a little sleeker, has some added color (namely red), and wireless...
May 8, 2008

Sweet (!) Companion Cube Birthday Cake

A guy who goes by N III sent me a little tip about this delicious Weighted Companion Cube cake. He writes, "My girlfriend decided to be awesome,...
May 8, 2008

Google Maps Reveals Sweet Squadron Art

Remember the crack deal caught on Google maps? That was pretty awesome wasn't it? Yeah, awesome and wack. Because crack is wack. Well now a reader of...
May 8, 2008

I Know What I Want For Mother's Day!

It's this -- Craftsman's 1,470 piece tool set. Actually 10 other different tool sets combined, it includes such hits as the: 300 pc. Professional Tool Set 198...
May 7, 2008

Brightdoor Makes Its Locked Status Obvious

The Brightdoor is green when unlocked, red when locked. Pretty simple, but it's making that girl in the picture glow like the devil. Apparently Lervik Design (the...
May 7, 2008

The Naturmobil Is A One-Horsepower Vehicle

The Naturmobil is the brainchild of Dubai (you know, the United Arab Emirate that's always building crazy stuff) resident Abdolhadi Mirhejazi. It's a one-horsepower vehicle. Literally! Can...
May 7, 2008

Designer Guns Great For Gaudy Tramps

Couple one of these guns with a designer gas mask, and you're guaranteed to be the tackiest thing trying to run in stilettos during the coming robot/zombie/candied...
May 7, 2008

Win Lobsters In A Claw Machine. HAAHAHA A!

Get it? Lobsters, claw machine? Lobsters have claws, this claw machine has lobsters, I have no brain. I've actually known about these machines for a while, because...
May 6, 2008

"Verb For Shoe" Shoes Are Available, $700

The Verb for Shoe "smart shoe" has been in the works since 2004. It was developed by MIT spinoff company VectraSense and they're finally accepting preorders. What...
May 6, 2008

Geek Flowchart From The New York Times

This is a flowchart from The New York Times that explains that if you're exposed to Dungeons and Dragons too early in life you end up developing...
May 6, 2008

Duck Hunt Lamp Is Looking Zappertastic

Based on the picture quality this thing could have been made 450 years ago. But I doubt it because the Nintendo Zapper and Duck Hunt didn't exist...
May 6, 2008

How To Traumatize Your Children

My parents didn't need a book to effectively traumatize us for life. They did a fine job on their own. Well for today's slacking parents there's How...
May 5, 2008

Bald Eagle To Receive Bionic Beak

Beauty is a 7-year old Alaskan bald eagle whose upper beak was shot off by some stupid asshole. Unable to hunt or drink effectively, she was slowly...
May 5, 2008

Super Long Foosball Table Is Mad Super Long

This is allegedly the world's longest foosball table (but not the bathtubbiest). It was made by Amstel (purveyor of that fine Amsterdamian beer) to coincide with the...
May 5, 2008