Sad: Death By Misinterpreted Text Message
Ermine and Ramazan Ã‡alÃ§oban were a Turkish couple going through a separation. Like any normal unhealthy couple, they continued to harass the shit out of each other via text message. Until one day Ramazan sent a text message that, thanks to his cell phone not having a "closed i" (Ä±) character, proved disastrous.
The use of "i" resulted in an SMS with a completely twisted meaning: instead of writing the word "sÄ±kÄ±sÄ±nca" it looked like he wrote "sikisince." Ramazan wanted to write "You change the topic every time you run out of arguments" (sounds familiar enough) but what Emine read was, "You change the topic every time they are f***ing you.
WARNING: Sad story follows.
Uh oh, not good. Emine showed the text to her father, who called Ramazan and threatened him for insinuating his daughter was a dirty strumpet. Ramazan shows up confused but ready to apologize, and is stabbed by Emine's father and two sisters. Badly injured, Ramazan tried to escape while Emine attempted to finish him off. At the door he managed to pull a knife out of his chest and stab her before fleeing into the street, where he was picked up by police. Emine bled to death awaiting an ambulance. Ramazan, still confused as to what happened, killed himself in jail.
Damn, like a modern Romeo and Juliet.
R.I.P. Ermine and Ramazan.
Thanks to Jaden, who is a very careful texter, for the tip